Billy Connolly Quotes
'I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.'
'My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.'
'Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.'
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